From: Sumac’s Other Email Addy
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:25 p.m.
To: Pine’s backup addy
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
Oh – hang on…
Oh holy crap.
I think something is about to go down.
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From: Pine
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:25 p.m.
To: Sumac2
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
What? Where? Are you okay?
Oh God...
They haven’t been looking at our emails, have they?
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From: Sumac’s Other Email Addy
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:26 p.m.
To: Pine’s backup addy
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
I don’t know. My boss took a call, and then he jumped up
from his desk and grabbed his coat and went into a conference room. Then
another boss got up and did the same thing. They’re in there now. The rest of
us just stopped working.
This is creepy. Nobody is moving. And we can’t hear a thing
coming out of that conference room.
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From: Pine
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:27 p.m.
To: Sumac2
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
I just got a text from LARCH! She just asked me if I knew
anything about the surveillance goof-up at LaGuardia.
It must have something to do with Ishmael.
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From: Sumac’s Other Email Addy
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:38 p.m.
To: Pine’s backup addy
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
The bosses just left and they didn’t say a word to us. I
think they’re headed to Varco Lake.
Things must really be going down if they can’t do this by
phone.
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From: Pine
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:39 p.m.
To: Sumac2
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
Oh – this just in. Larch is up at Varco Lake. She and all the other human agents were just told to to Varco Valley Station until they’re called back.
What. The. Actual. Hell.
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From: Sumac’s Other Email Addy
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:40 p.m.
To: Pine’s backup addy
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
One of the guys from tech said it might have something to do
with a photo or something.
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From: Sumac’s Other Email Addy
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:42 p.m.
To: Pine’s backup addy
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
Scratch that!!!
I just got a text from my boss, telling me to stand by.
Something about an unscheduled audit.
Wouldn’t it figure????? More than two hundred years of
keeping werewolves a secret, and it’s not the army, police or conspiracy
theorists who bring us down.
It’s Canada Revenue!!!!!
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From: Sumac’s Other Email Addy
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:42 p.m.
To: Pine’s backup addy
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
Scratch that, again.
Turns out *I’m* auditing all of Ishmael’s onshore and offshore
financial records.
Somebody’s been a bad, bad boy.
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From: Pine
Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2014 4:39 p.m.
To: Sumac2
Subject: re: Sorry I’ve been quiet
Sounds just like something Wyrd would do.
Slaughter a couple of hundred men, women, and children in
cold blood, then mutilate their bodies, and get off scot-free.
But embezzlement? That’s a capital crime.
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